Andrew W.K.'s Weather Report, MJ's Diamond-Studded DNA

Andrew W.K. / Michael Jackson

Here's some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

Only Madonna would find a way to make a fax mail erotic. [Popeater]

Want a diamond made from Michael Jackson's DNA? You've got it, weirdo. [Billboard]

Straight outta Sea World, it's Big Boi and his penguin buddies! [Nah Right]

Andrew W.K. plays weatherman for a day. Er, maybe he should stick to partying. [Videogum]

MC Hammer's signature gold harem pants are up for auction. You can't get these at American Apparel, guys … or can you? [A&E]

Charles Manson and Phil Spector: collaborating behind bars? [New York Post]

Don't you just hate it when your music video shoot turns into a German swingers' party? Dizzee Rascal does. [NME]