Eminem's "Without Me" is translated into Klingon. Klenginem seeks duet partner named... Shatner? [io9]

John Mayer gets so irate at NYMag.com that he wants to "forcefully sodomize" their editor. Let's see him try to write a ballad out of that one! [nymag.com]

Madonna's New York City neighbors sue over her loud rehearsals.… so that's what they're calling sex these days. [Reuters]

John Lambert, musician and software entrepreneur, unveils "the most revolutionary new musical instrument of the last 60 years." Take THAT cymbals between knees! [BBC]

Amy Winehouse's Father pulls a Joe Simpson and praises his daughter's new-found cleavage. Um, ew. [YahooMusic]

Lullatone, a Japanese-based duo, allows you to create your own raindrop symphony. The most comforting setting: Acid Rain! [urlesque]

Snoop Dogg vies for a role on TV series True Blood, saying he'd make a "hell of a vampire." Ganga just imagine it? [gigwise]

Rumpus, one of the Great Danes used in Lady Gaga's videos, is found dead. Gaga transforms his carcass into a new outfit? [livejournal]