Name: September See
Age: 20
Hometown: Placerville, CA
Occupation: Confidential
"It would be the most talented, awesome person on Earth. And, you would not want f*ck with them."

Name: Keturah Gee
Age: 22
Hometown: Chico, CA
Occupation: I work with September
"That person would probably have a lot of problems. I think that person would probably be psychotic too."

Name: Clay Luttrell
Age: 27
Hometown: Sacramento, CA
Occupation: Renaissance man
"It would be like a big ol' rhinoceros with lipstick on. And tattoos. And horns. It'd be like satan."

Name: Nicole Brown
Age: 16
Hometown: Valley Springs, CA
Occupation: Student
"It'd be confused. And they wouldn't be sure if Marilyn Manson was their mom or their dad."

Name: Anastasia Beaverhausen
Age: 26
Hometown: Sacramento, CA
Occupation: I'm paid to be me
"Otis from House of 1000 Corpses. Or the fetus in a jar he brings to the dinner table."

Name: Katie Brown
Age: 15
Hometown: Valley Springs, CA
Occupation: Student
"They'd probably have a lot of makeup on and long curly hair -- a cross between both!"

Name: Ross Wiegel
Age: 16
Hometown: San Andres, CA
Occupation: Student
"The lovechild would be awkward and slightly satanic."

Name: Ilana Knuesen
Age: 22
Hometown: Bellingham, WA
Occupation: Chef at a brewery
"Awesome, but not as awesome as my drum stick from Slayer."