Metallica with R. Kelly

Here are some of the weirdest web stories of the week:

If you love nudity, check out the new video for Detroit's Electric Six. Even if MTV aired videos, they wouldn't air this one. [Vimeo]

Jay-Z gets the blessing of New York Governor David Patterson. Is that a good thing? [MTV]

Andrew W.K. finds Jesus -- and it fills him with sexual feeling. Even Marvin Gaye is ashamed. [PunkNews]

Metallica get a custom-made pinball machine. And the year is.... 1986??? [RoadRunner]

R. Kelly [kinda] admits he can't read. That's just sad. And courageous. [Prefix]

Mark Hoppus starts his new career as a hairdresser. Pete Wentz forgets to tip. [Fab Life]

See Stefani Germanotta -- a.k.a. Lady Gaga -- as a snarly brunette in this 2005 pre-fame, reality TV clip. Not so gaga. [NME]