Wall-E and Am-E

MEAT LOAF sings about his favorite food -- you'll never guess what it is! [Best Week Ever]

Stoners sick of The Wizard of Oz synched with The Dark Side of the Moon, here you go: ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL-E. [YouTube]

When you steal his necklace, you make METALLICA drummer LARS ULRICH sad. [Ultimate Guitar]

JOHN OATES' mustache gets its own animated Web series, J-Stache. [Funny or Die]

AMY WINEHOUSE wants to start a perfume line. Sweetie, perfume is no substitute for actually bathing once in a while. [Yahoo! Music]

Forget making music. BLUR's Alex James is making cheese for Prince Charles. [NME]

The GOP gets a lesson in new media outreach from… LADY GAGA? [Perez Hilton]

Darth Vader, meet M.C. HAMMER. [Buzzfeed]

A crazed, one-legged ALICE COOPER fan has escaped from jail in England! [Gigwise]