An Open Letter to Michael Anthony Who Isn't In Van Halen Anymore (Which Bums Me Out)
Deputy editor Steve Kandell's open letter to Michael Anthony, which, to our knowledge, has not yet been postmarked.
Dear Mike,
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The Rainbow Connection
"Oh, pipe down and eat," says Stipe.
"I do soliloquize at times."
"A tad."
"But the beat on '15 Step' is just so, oh, ambrosial, I could eat it with an acorn squash caponata."
"So glitchy, but so decadent, I know."
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Brit-Brit: A Dissenting Opinion
Over the past two weeks, there was much uncertainty surrounding Britney's ballyhooed VMA performance in Vegas: Was Criss Angel masterminding the spectacle? Would she duet with Justin? Would she remember what night it was?
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(Courtney) Love Hangover
There was a sketchy edict before this RSVP Manhattan cattle call that it wasn't "for review" and that journalists should, I guess, just stand around and sip $10 cocktails and act like we didn't see that gruesome, babbling death-mask video after a recent London show and instead reminisce about our favorite Hole concert at the Academy in Times Square in the mid-'90s when Courtney planted her blac




