Since Oasis' acrimonious split in August, guitarist/songwriter Noel Gallagher has been busy readying a solo album, while his brother, singer Liam Gallagher, focuses on his new clothing line, Pretty Green. But that's all set to change: The cocky Brit singer is preparing to return to the stage!

When news broke Friday evening that Oasis' show in France was cancelled suddenly, not simply due to the "altercation" that the promoters, hilariously, cited to the 40,000 disappointed fans in attendance, but because Noel Gallagher up and quit the band, initial reaction was somewhat muted: Hadn't we seen this movie before?

Nope, oddly enough.

Oasis' Gallagher Bros. are at it again.

This week's top stories had us thinking that summer couldn't come soon enough: Green Day announced their summer tour plans, while officials unveiled the lineup for this year's Lollapalooza festival. Meanwhile, Eminem unveiled the pilled-out cover of his summer release and Oasis announced plans to take a summer vacation -- for five years!

Noel Gallagher appreciates your business, but he'd like you to know that the current wait time for a new Oasis album is approximately five years.

Meet Sgt. Gallagher's Oasis Hearts Club Band!