Seventeen years after achieving instant diva status with her landmark debut album, Little Earthquakes, Tori Amos still doesn't care if you like her. "Lionesses, we're not cuddly," she says.

Here's a rundown of the essential albums available online and in record stores today:

Piano woman Tori Amos will tour the U.S. in support of her new album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin (out May 18). The 27-date outing kicks off July 10 in Seattle and will cross the country before closing out in Boston, Aug. 17. See all dates below.

Mother's Day isn't until May 10, but Tori Amos won't wait -- she's giving away a track from her new studio album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin (out May 19), in honor of moms across the world… and she's doing it right now!

If you've read enough comic books, the opening scene from The Umbrella Academy's first issue doesn't seem all that unusual: A tank-size pro wrestler wallops an interterrestrial squid with an atomic elbow, which then causes 43 women around the world to spontaneously give birth to superhero babies.