Lollapalooza '08 Editors' Blog: Five Observations from Day One
1. "Wow, what's with all those people onstage?" my companion asked as we stopped by the MySpace stage where a dirtbag choir was working hard (and in unison) to keep the butt-rock flame alive.
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13 Things I Realized While Attending the Grammys
1. The only people who could've possibly been psyched by a reunion of the Time are Kevin Smith and the Time.
2. I'm staying at the Mirage in Vegas and Cirque du Soleil's Love is in the hotel's theater and I'm getting comped first-row-center seats. Guess where I'm going that night? To see Carrot Top.
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Turbonegro, 'Retox' (Cooking Vinyl)
Punch lines fly like goopy spitballs on the uproarious seventh studio album by the world's foremost funny-punk sextet. "Hell Toupée" finds singer Hank von Helvete lamenting hair loss and Googling for wigs against precision-tooled metallic backing that suggests Queens of the Stone Age at CBGB circa '76.
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The Divine Comedy, 'Victory for the Comic Muse' (Parlophone)
It's hard to listen to one of Irish roué Neil Hannon's lush records without imagining him in an ascot and smoking jacket drinking a brandy. Whether relating to a horny teen's plea ("To Die a Virgin") or sneering that a pop diva indeed has "special needs," Hannon gazes at hypocrisy and other annoyances with a jaundiced, often hilarious eye.
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The Pernice Brothers, 'Live a Little' (Ashmont)
For nearly a decade, Joe Pernice's poetic elegies have deftly blurred the line between soft-rock melancholia and murder-suicide notes.
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Danko Jones, 'Sleep Is the Enemy' (Razor & Tie)
On their third album, this huge-in-Sweden Canuck trio once again temper their comically belligerent, AC/DC-charged garage metal with hooks perfectly suited for the stripper pole or the fashion runway. But this time, not only would the eponymous frontman rip his nuts off for you, if you've got a sweet tooth, then he's your chocolate bar. Easy, ladies.




